Skippy just put on "Cabin In The Woods"

And there's only one way I'll get through it.

Good thing I have vodka and pineapple.

Keep ya posted for updates throughout the movie!

7:56PM: MY THOUGHTS SO FAR:
Whodafack are the business men and wasn't that guy in something?

My predictions:
Red Head with no undies: Going to die. Possibilites of sex: 50%
Blonde: Sex. Maybe a sword through her chest.
Thor: I hope he doesn't die. He's going to shank someone and save the day for sure. I'll do a shot if he hits something with a hammer.
Bong Coffee Cup Guy: 1)That's crafty. 2) He is going to see spooky things, may have sex with the undy ginger and then come to a gruesome end.

Also:

"Honey toes"

Open Up A Can Of Dole Whip-Ass!

Here's a picture I found on google because nowadays people like pictures more than they do words. At least that's how I am. 

This is what I'm talking about in this post.

http://echoluxe.wordpress.com/

So you know how Disney makes this thing called a "Dole whip" people obsess over? I guess it's like Horde vs. Alliance. I'm on the turkey leg Blood Elf side of the war. 

Anyfreakinway,

I got a better pineappley fandango idea for ya rather than that con-flabbit soft serve ice cream and that is the Stoli Doli drink.

The Stoli Doli is pineapple infused vodka and I've already had a lot of it and I'm surprised my typing is this exquisite. But for those of you who don't have the patience to infuse your vodka just do this:

Step 1: Stoli.

Step 2: Dole Pineapple Juice from a can.

Step 3: Garnish with a pineapple ring.

Step 4: ????

Step 5: Deliciousness.

Optional Step: Ice.

I didn't include measurements because I'm bad at math. You just pick out your own pineapple:booze ratio. That's why God invented "Guess and check".

I'll end it with these.

Cups suck. This was a guy that was at my college. I code named him "Johnny Hammersticks."

Also if you haven't seen it: Dan Deacon & Liam Lynch - Drinking Out of Cups

I forgot I was in my own house where I do not have cats. See, Garfield does this thing where he poops in the bathtub.

Cartoon Me has better moves than Real Life Me.

There are drawings at the end, I swear.

So I saw "The Conjuring"

Not as scary as I thought and I absolutely hate scary movies. I like animated movies more. They tend to have more creative stories and I enjoy the art behind them too. I mean, I was blown away by how they created the evil face in the sky for "ParaNorman". 

I mean, "The Conjuring" wasn't a bad movie. To me, it had a nice build up (slow at times), and reached the peak halfway through and I just stopped caring.

My experience after the jump because, you know, spoilers.

Oh Mah Gadz It's August!

Brace yourselves, ragweed is coming.

Holy cheese on toast, I haven't posted in so long and by that I mean a week! Shame on me for being lazy and dealing with personal needs and spending my nights playing Xbox. 

Here's a depiction of how weird my boyfriend can be. 

And a reason as to why he's "beep booping" on this side of blog town....

Drunkily Drawn Fair Story

In which I drew stuff after having like a six pack. I think they were Magic Hat's. I was in it for the beer fortunes. They're much more accurate than fortune cookies. Like one time I was procrastinating on my book, cracked one open and the bottom of the cap said "Sharpen that pencil and go write more!"

Story after the jump.