That Time There Was A Girl In The Men's Room At Friendly's

So we went to Friendly's over the weekend and Skippy had a strange moment.

Usually I know I'm in a men's bathroom by one slight difference.

I was judging her ensemble more than her choice of going into a men's bathroom. She looked like an awkward monarch butterfly.

I don't know what her story was, but the next thing we know she rushes out the door and Skippy sees her sprinting passed the windows. Very strange.

Moral of the story: If you make an awkward mistake, don't freak out if someone sees you. It just makes it more awkward for everyone. And chances are no one gives a crap. Unless they're 13-16 year old girls. Then they're judging you. They judge everything.

This Post About Beastly Kingdom Gets The Novel Award

Or maybe I should title it:

Imagine Dragons! (not the band though)


There's a blog called Little Miss Disney and some pretty cool stuff is posted on it Like how there's a secret hotel room in Cinderella's Castle.

And I was asked to do some Disney art so I drew up a few things this morning:

Little Miss Disney, feel free to post any of these pictures on your blog.

And now I'm thinking about dunking a turkey leg in Dole Whip.

And have you ever wondered why there's a dragon on the Animal Kingdom logo but no dragons in the park?? Well I recently found out that there were different plans for where Camp Minnie-Mickey is.

Maybe Little Miss Disney will feature something and it'll be awesome and I'll add a link to this post but for right now I'm giving you my crappy cartoon version of the story.

After the jump.

You Meet Some Weird People At The Laundromat.

EXPOSITION!

So the place I live at has a laundry facility and they have a PRINTER for a dryer. As in it was sent from hell and doesn't like doing it's one job God gracefully bestowed upon it so it could walk this earth.

This dryer is worse than what I had to put up with in college and that is saying things...

While I'm glad the washer doesn't go all Jumanji and pee on the floor, the dryer is the opposite side of the coin. It has only two results for me.....

In the CLICK of the Night.....

Yes. I have a huge lamp on my table yet I reach for my phone. Because it was closer and I thought something was going to grab my wrist. Last thing I want is to sport a Jamie Lannister.

My thoughts: "What am I looking at right now?"

I was really hoping for the Boogie Man sneaking in to use the bathroom or something. I think that face is worse.

A Song Of Wine And Beer

"I am not a Wino! I can still count on one hand how many times I have drank a bottle of wine.... wait."

-said me.

Here's a fairly recent cartoon that goes along with the theme.

At the end of each episode, Skippy always says "Just wait til it gets crazy!"

I don't know how Martin does it. Does he not love any of his characters?!

Now you know where I got my banner from.

PS My pen shipped. It should be here by Tuesday.

PPS Quick story: I learned the hard way that I should stop using the community laundry room in our complex. If you put it on anything other than high ass-heat, it doesn't do anything. Because of the high ass-heat, my jeans smelled a little funny and I think they got semi burnt. I shoved a dryer sheet in each pocket to quell the stench.

Yesterday I used it for some towels and random clothing, not too much. Three hours in the dryer later, everything was still dripping.

So I had to go to the laundromat this morning to rewash my clothes. And that is how I finally started reading Game of Thrones. I've seen the show. I know what happens. But I wanted the full experience. Plus the descriptions are quite lovely.

More on my laundromat experience next week about a poor lady in pink sweatpants.