A Crappy History Lesson

This is from a shitty dream I had last night that had way too much thinking in it.

Note: This post also contains Adolph Hitler and the word "Jewish" and I am not here to offend anyone, I am just throwing down some interesting history facts and a weird concept I had in a dream. If you should find anything that renders discomfort in your throbbing hearts, by all means, you don't have to read my blog.

Also also: Hitler was a jerk that ruined a mustache style forever.

And Walt Disney probably saved a lot of people.





So last night I had a dream in which I was at some sort of kitchen-like environment, I was at the counter and I was also sitting in the dining room playing the game CounterFactuals with myself. It is a game created by Amy and Sheldon from "The Big Bang Theory" where you ask how slight changes in a hypothetical world effect the rest of history.

Examples of the game right here.

Well, the kitchen-counter-me posed a very simple question: What would be the biggest change in the world had Disney never existed?

Table me's answer: Hitler would have killed a lot more people.

I swear I have a good defense.

Adolph Hitler adored the movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" and viewed it often in his private cinema. I speculate he admired the artistic renderings of the characters and backgrounds, for you see, Hitler was an artist himself. Alas he failed his entry exams in Vienna despite his above average talent for painting houses.

Like really, he was a pretty good artist (but let's not forget his Voldemort mentality of living in a pure blooded world where everyone has Malfoy-blonde hair and would most likely grow up to be a dermatologist due to the more frequent outbreaks of skin cancer on their pale, sensitive skin. Sun block sales would sky rocket too. And dat mustache. I mean, come on Hitler, you RUINED a mustache.)

But that's beyond the Disney theory. Aaaaaand back on track.

A man claims to have found Disney character drawings done by the Nazi leader himself. (Crazy. I know, right?)

SO! Had Hitler not been enjoying Disney movies and pretty much spewing out fan art, he would have spent more time devising strategies on how to conquer the earth. And believe me, he wanted to exterminate everyone. Not just Jewish people.

Gays
The mentally handicapped
The physically handicapped

Midgets were probably in there too.


In summary: Disney makes the world a less shitty place.


Unless it's Frozen. Frozen killed the Maelstrom ride in Epcot and I resent that. A lot.