My mother is at war with the US Postal Service.
My friend Courtney's car almost turned into a pancake.
Here's the story!
That's October of 2014 to be specific.
Don't worry, they still found stuff to do in Atlanta.
You couldn't have been nursing a hangover. You're like 9ft tall. Andre the Giant had to drink like 80 cans of beer just to catch a buzz.
I've only been to Montreal. That's the closest to a European experience I've had. Besides that, I've never left the east coast.
Meat Land: It sucks the life out of her body and soul.
Fedex for life now, baby.
The word "Squeezle" looks weird because I was trying to decide how to spell it. "Squesel"? "Squeasel?" "Squweasel?" Weasel + Squeeze.
Hozier, if I ever go to your concert, I'm bringing a lucky rabbit's foot.
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