Thursday, July 18, 2013

Craigslist Is Weird.

I love skimming through Craigslist. It's good for my creativity.





This one will always be my favorite though:


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Stuff I Saw When I Did Bear Shaving Patrol

Before I begin I have an announcement. People, when you stay at a hotel, watch what happens with your hair. When you shave, brush it, whatever. From working in a hotel, I've seen more hair in a bathroom than what's on my head. Sometimes it's like Merida, Sulley and Cousin It stayed in one room and had a party.

I also have a theory that there is an underground sport of bear shaving taking place in hotels across the country. It's better than accepting the reality that it's probably some old, morbidly obese man suffering a midlife crisis that is shaving his gorilla back hair in order to look good for his call girl.


The higher you get it on the walls, the more points you earn. 



Housekeeping should really be called Bear Shaving Patrol Force.

Now onto the other crap...

Monday, July 15, 2013

Christmas In July! (The actual post)

Stop your feet right there! Actually... stop your eyes. Read this first so you understand the dream deity pumpkin! 



Ja read it? Good. Let's get on with it.







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That's right, I'm having what she's having!


There's an explanation for the turkey somewhere. If/when I find it, I'll put it up.





How everyone looks on the subway.


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I feel "Arctic C-Train Adventures" needs its own album.


Yes. I know there is no space between "hungry" and "for". Would you feel like fixing it after drawing 80+ pictures?








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Eh? Get?! Eh?!


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Sing it with me, "Walkman got run over by the C-Train!"














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You and me both, dude.






Walkman took a few minutes to fix the cracks and dents all over him.


With a Red Ryder.


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He probably had to battle an elf to get that.




Walkman made him eat the gizzard.








BONUS DRAWING!!