Man Pants Have Holes In Them

Hey peeps,

Hope everyone had a good Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Knishmas. Also hope that throwing up wasn't the first thing you did in 2016 because, you know, booze.

Here's a quick recap of how I spent my holiday:

Story: It's tradition that we get one Christmas Eve present and my mom and I get each other pajamas. Well, this year my mom got Skippy some too and..........well, yeah, those are my pants now....

And I learned things.....

Moving on.

We also observed the Festival of Lights by signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Presents included things like socks, pictures of the families in China that make the cards (CAH gave them all a paid vacation), more socks, and...

CAH bought a castle in Ireland and renamed it Sensible Castle. Each person that payed for the eights sensible gifts get to be rulers for exactly THREE WHOLE MINUTES.

But the thing is I won't be "Queen Jirr". When I signed up, I didn't exactly put my name in the shipping info. There's a story behind that.

So this year, I put:

I accidentally called someone this while watching Skippy play Rocket League.

Upon April 26th, 2016 between the time of 7:27 and 7:30AM CST, I and Skippy, Lord and Lady Suck Banshees the Shitfaced (yes, that's the title), will make three decrees, one for every minute of our ruling.

7:27AM: I dub Sir Scott of TSO's Customer Service Dept. official knight and court wizard.

7:28AM: It's illegal to stack pie unless provided they are housed in separate containers, the punishment being a pecan pie to the face. Pecans hurt.

7:29AM: You must immediately throw back a shot should you hear someone say "Martin Scorsese".


And this is our castle. I'm pretty sure this is our castle.

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Sensible and crappy. Just need to scrap a few trees and build some Fallout furniture.

Lastly, I am getting great vibes from 2016. I'm feeling better, I'm getting into a routine with writing and drawing, I'm using more coupons, and I'm just living a better life. I have A LOT of projects I want to do and hopefully I can share some of those on here. I'm going to work my ass off in the office* so it gets even better.


*Office=

Stay tuned on the Facebook page for little stories here and there and check out the blog in February for a Russell Stover Awareness Day Valentine's Day story.

Happy New Year! Stay cool as a cucumber.