Friday, September 6, 2013

The Faire, the Faire and the Ginger Haired

Warning! Contains extremely an graphic cartoon.
(There was a sideshow guy that did piercy skin things. Ye be warned.)


More after the jump because it's a long one.



Where do I begin?


Skippy and I are going through Game of Thrones withdrawals, we just finished Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep in Borderlands 2, and I have my World of Warcraft account on a freeze because, well, I need money for food. We needed a trip to Geekdom stat. When he said he snagged tickets for a thing called King Richard's Faire, I was pumped. And so once upon a time, this happened.











We drive out to East-Jabip-Friggin-HamsterShire-Nowhere, MA. In the middle of the woods was the strange village of pied pipers and I guess Medieval Times knights.






Beer in barrel form.

It wasn't warm, but Mead wasn't bad. And the bartender we met had one rule: he always filled to the top of the glass.

I had to drink Skippy's and then was pig enough to get another glass. Then I found out they had Blue Moon pumpkin flavor, the pumpkin-iest of pumpkin brews (IMHO). Needless to say, it actually took me a good hour before I even realized how legless I got.






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While yeah, it was pretty freaky, yet I thought to myself.....




Once you see a vulture suck out mouse intestines like it's spaghetti, everything else kind of pales in comparison.









Pewdiepie and Stefano make a good team.




I have been searching for a picture of this thing, but no luck yet.





And the mead took it's toll. (Not at the faire. During the drawing process.)



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Clever humour! :D




Based on a real person we saw. He told a strange story (about a man and a goat) that made no sense and just sang a song. He passed his hat along the crowd. Skippy and I gave him a buck because we pitied him. When he went to pick his hat up all the money fell in the dirt. Poor dude. He tried.


Anyhoodles!



Half-assed Iron Throne.... More like the Peacock Feather Throne.



Oedipus is king, Beer is a barrel, Walkman is singing songs sooooo......





Boogie Man as the Headless Horseman.... Knight. Pumpkin Knight. Not to be confused with the Onion Knight.



STAMPEDE OF PEASANTS!






BONUS PICS!
Things that were not there that really should've been:



I mean really, isn't it a law that Stormtroopers need to appear at every gathering?




And the faire ESPECIALLY NEEDED....




Actually, that's probably the reason why they DIDN'T have it. But I would so pay money to dunk Joffrey into a pool of carnivorous sea snakes.


END.

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