I Am Penless

I wonder how many people saw that as a dirty word.

Not long ago I accidentally popped open my tablet pen. There's a little green chip that was sticking out and I guess I scratched it or knocked it just right because now my pen is going CRAaAAaaaAAaaAaAaaaZaAaAaAaAaaY!

It might also be the fact I put it in my mouth when I move my laptop to a different room.

So I'll be ordering a new one soon. Now I can finally get the correct pen for it considering the one it came with kind of has a nib jammed inside it. Why? Well.... I didn't know the tips wore out so fast so I waited til it was a stub. One person on Deviantart said "Oh just hold a needle over a flame then stick it into the nib. It'll soften and come right out.

LIES. Nothing softened and I ended up burning my finger. So for the last year I've been using the pen from an older tablet.

Very sorry to say there won't be any new MS Paint drawings for the time being so I'll just be transferring some older stuff to here. Bummer too, because I wanted to depict how Skippy and I play Lord of the Rings: War In The North.



Here's some stuff-

 My college had pointy furniture that was plotting to kill me. I couldn't feel my pinky for hours.

Not pictured: the bouncy house that was outside.

So I was talking to a friend of mine. He wasn't responding so I took a shower. It was perfect timing.

This has some stories behind it.

In Florida, it was essential to have pest control come out every so often to bait traps and inspect for termites. Yes, traps. In our first year at the house, we had rat poop in our attic and a carcass was found when they were whacking around inside the A/C unit. Which we had to replace because they blew the whole thing.

That is what she said.

This guy was from a legit company to do an inspection. He found nothing and went along his merry way. Hell, I think he even rolled in our garbage cans from off the street.

Still! When you come to the door all sweaty-hog-like holding a pitchfork, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD! I am a very paranoid person with an overactive imagination!

I think this was the same guy that accidentally saw my mom sunbathing naked in the backyard.