Here's a picture I found on google because nowadays people like pictures more than they do words. At least that's how I am.
This is what I'm talking about in this post.
So you know how Disney makes this
thing called a "Dole whip" people obsess over? I guess it's
like Horde vs. Alliance. I'm on the turkey leg Blood Elf side of the war.
Anyfreakinway,
I got a better pineappley
fandango idea for ya rather than that con-flabbit soft serve ice cream and that
is the Stoli Doli drink.
The Stoli Doli is pineapple
infused vodka and I've already had a lot of it and I'm surprised my typing is
this exquisite. But for those of you who don't have the patience to infuse
your vodka just do this:
Step 1: Stoli.
Step 2: Dole Pineapple Juice from
a can.
Step 3: Garnish with a pineapple
ring.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Deliciousness.
Optional Step: Ice.
I didn't include measurements
because I'm bad at math. You just pick out your own pineapple:booze ratio.
That's why God invented "Guess and check".
I'll end it with these.
Cups suck. This was a guy that was at my college. I code named him "Johnny Hammersticks."
Also if you haven't seen it: Dan Deacon & Liam Lynch - Drinking Out of Cups
I forgot I was in my own house where I do not have cats. See, Garfield does this thing where he poops in the bathtub.
Cartoon Me has better moves than Real Life Me.
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